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He Who Has Risen! (christmartin) wrote,
@ 2011-05-26 07:07:00

Of course perhaps you might be one of the skeptics, filled with doubt and skepticism in this unholy and godless modern day, so if you were wondering how in fact this splendid rename of an already most intelligent namesake has come to be, let me tell you for my word is glorious! IT ONLY COST 5 AMERICAN DOLLARS OUT OF THE POCKET OF ONE RONNIE VANNUCCI JR WHOSE GAMBLING DEBTS HAVE APPARENTLY NOT COMPLETELY BANKRUPTED THE SOUL OF HIS GENEROSITY! ALLE-ALLELUIA!

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	francojams 2011-05-26 06:44 am UTC (link)
	Good lord! How will I ever manage to sleep when I'm laughing this hard? (Reply to this) (Thread)

christmartin
2011-05-26 06:51 am UTC (link)

Do you have absolutely any idea Who He Is that you are so frankly speaking with as if thy mortal sleep could possibly perhaps be a challenge for His Effortless Powers?! (Is OK for me to assume that you are not talking about the Eternal Sleep, true? Cos you ought to be extra particularly careful about the sorts of requests that you make to The Saviour. When perhaps was your last confession, my son?)

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	odetojuliette 2011-05-26 09:05 am UTC (link)
	OMG LOL! WE ARE TEAM MATES!!! <3<3<3 I PRAY LIKE A MILLION TIMES A DAY SO WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO ROCK THIS. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	christmartin 2011-05-26 09:22 am UTC (link)
	OK i will be quite solemn and rather frank with you. I am not actually christ himself and we might quite possibly or totally surely do terribly TERRIBLY in these games, but i am totally appreciative of the reassurance and your taking quite well to my alter ego (Christ Himself). How are we then to proceed? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	odetojuliette 2011-05-26 09:25 am UTC (link)
	Ugh. It's no wonder why my prayers never get answered. Are your notifs not working, Christ?? I totally already answered you the first time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

christmartin
2011-05-26 09:30 am UTC (link)

They aren't! As such you can see that i have already totally answered your question before you had even to asked it! Perhaps there will be greatness to come of our obvious mind reading powers after all! ALLELUIA! DAMN THE ISRAELITE WHORES WHO STAND IN THE WAY OF OUR GOLDEN CALF! (Ha ha ha! Are you thinking of KFC or it's just me then who is getting quite hungry for prizes?)

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	odetojuliette 2011-05-26 09:39 am UTC (link)
	My friend once told me a story about KFC and how they cook their chickens alive in huge boilers. I am all like DO . NOT . WANT. So you must be the anti christ. I worry about mankind. So do you want to start or not?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

christmartin
2011-05-26 09:45 am UTC (link)

No, no, no, i think it would be much much better for you to begin while i clap my hands and rub them together as though i am about to perform a miracle on the gymnasts' horse at the olympics, although quite more accurately i have maple syrup sticky in my hands but i will be with you and your disgruntled ways totally shortly! Begin, i say! Begin! (If you take away the exclamation marks, it would easily sound a fair bit solemn again.)

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	odetojuliette 2011-05-26 10:05 am UTC (link)
	Why are we being solemn though?? OMG did someone DIE? Which gymnast? Are the Olympics even still ON?? Ok. Recap. An Olympics gymnast died because you spanked their horse?? But YAY. I'll start before I go to bed. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cirstendunst 2011-05-26 10:38 am UTC (link)
	Christopher. Why don't you ever pay me here a smidgen of the attention that you do in person? I won't acknowledge the utter genius of your new username until you do! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	christmartin 2011-05-26 12:42 pm UTC (link)
	Kirsten. Why ever must you use italics on me as though i know not how to pronounce or perhaps spell my full entire name on my very own? Plus why is it that the utter genius of my new username has to be acknowledged by you before it is so too ordained by all as quite utterly genius? Yes yes, these are the foods for your thought! HA AND YOU TAKE THAT! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	odetojuliette 2011-05-26 11:08 am UTC (link)
	OMG I POSTED. I AM SO EXCITED! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	christmartin 2011-05-26 12:44 pm UTC (link)
	Shit shit shit! Late notice! On it right away! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	brandoflowers 2011-05-26 01:03 pm UTC (link)
	You are the most ridiculous man I've ever known. (Reply to this)

	zoochaneley 2011-05-26 01:32 pm UTC (link)
	CHRIST MARTIN, OUR SAVIOUR!!! I OFFER UP MY BODY TO YOU! Are you playing games too?! EEEK! Everyone playing together! So fun. Me likey. I kissy your crown. (Reply to this)

	rachelms 2011-05-27 05:03 am UTC (link)
	"Jesus of Uncool" is probably the best title ever. (Reply to this)

	awjude 2011-05-27 08:01 am UTC (link)
	And while I thought my handle was brilliant! (Reply to this)