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He Who Has Risen! (christmartin) wrote,
@ 2009-08-30 22:18:00

This is a serious entry about troubles!
Lots of beautiful entries on the page so although it is time for your monthly dose of nonsense 7 1/2 minutes with chris martin, i feel i probably should sit down myself and give you all a bit of the chris martin you expect. this is the stuff of coldplay records everybody, advance copy of our next you could even call it so pay proper attention! OK is a bit more like an ep, condensed so if you just only add a bit of your own water to it you can have a bowl of soup. Add a sprinkle of croutons and is very nearly quite like a full meal although i dunno if there is a drop of nutritional value but if i carry on that thought this post is going to become nonsense again so OK i'm to get a bit serious now!

I have been inspired.

Oh goodness, that cannot be it for my serious entry. Think think think think, little mind of mine, there has got to be more to come from that. What has inspired you? What is the inspiration to do? Where will that inspiration go to? That is three questions at least you could answer to bulk up your moment of seriousness! You can't be all fun and candid rubbish 24/7. Where do your songs even come from? 1, many things have inspired me. 2, i dunno. 3, quite likely no-where at all. 4, they come from places not polite to talk about in front of strangers and even friends, a deathly quiet spot that is also full of rumpus, pitiful whines asking for attention for the moaning so plentiful you cannot make out a word, not one!

Is that all you have got, chris martin? 5, i dunno, is it?
You cannot ask the question a question! 6, why not if you're not a question anymore? Aha!
Don't get clever with me, chris. 7, you are very possibly the only one who calls me that not counting my gwyneth. Am i in some sort of trouble?

OK ok i am going to be serious starting now. Is just that i cannot talk about what i want to talk about in front of so many reading eyes. Sort of a bit like stage fright and i haven't got anything prepared or rehearsed. I could talk about the tour but a picture supposedly speaks a thousand words and i am too lazy to find us some pictures. I could tell you about my lovely missus but i would have to get divorced. I'm in a bit of a fix no? OK so i will tell you lot a joke.

chris martin tried to be serious for this entry.

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	beyoncegiselle 2009-08-31 05:42 am UTC (link)
	But Chris Martin can be serious, I know so. As for the question, if you had to pick just one Coldplay song to listen to again and again, which would it be? (Reply to this) (Thread)

christmartin
2009-12-05 03:39 pm UTC (link)

I am quite aware that you are not nearby any longer, but i am finally back here sitting quite still enough to properly respond back to all of my comments and it would look so terribly poorly on me if i replied to everybody but you, so i will respond as if you are still quite near!

Bey, you mustn't tell a soul about my seriousness or the strife that i go through to pretend that writing miserably serious coldplay songs is hard work will be known for the absolute rubbish that it is. Similarly i will not tell a soul that you wake up every morning looking as beautiful as you look in front of the cameras. We must keep everybody believing that all this is very hard work, for our careers' sake!

To listen to again and again, shit this is especially difficult question becos i'm quite sure i've answered it before a few times and my answer doesn't always stay the same y'know. Right now at this particular moment i would probably pick...shit i dunno! Probably a bside cos yknow i sing most of the other songs quite a bit and if i'm only to pick one then i don't want the one to be something i will get sick of after 6 plays! What about if i told you the last coldplay bside i was listening to and thinking, Goodness did i really write this?!

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beyoncegiselle
2009-12-06 02:55 am UTC (link)

You have no idea how hard, long and loud I just laughed at all of this. You're too much Christopher Anthony John Martin--yes I just full named you.

PS: I actually look like Chewbacca in the morning but I keep that revelation to myself so that the styling team around me can have a job in these hard economic times. And I need a list of what the kids will like for Christmas, thanks.

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	brandoflowers 2009-08-31 10:30 am UTC (link)
	You forgot my help-box! But, what are the odds of you responding to this post's comments within two weeks..? (Reply to this) (Thread)

christmartin
2009-12-05 03:46 pm UTC (link)

I will never ever never ever give you a help box, you understand me? I get a terrific kick out of making you squirm and besides it would look quite silly on me if i wrote every bloody post keeping a courteous thought of you in it. You are not the centre of my universe, brandon flowers.

Silly Question! You cannot, you just cannot take over the journal of my good friend and expect for me to answer you properly.

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	brandoflowers 2009-12-06 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	I think I'll save the denying of all these.. unwarranted accusations of being a voice in your head... for when my gut has been healed from the laughter. It's good having you 'back.' (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ronvannuccijr 2009-09-01 07:25 am UTC (link)
	now if only this crackhead humor of yours followed ya out to dinner every once in a while~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	christmartin 2009-12-05 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	Is quite remarkable that i even to remember what you are talking about, but remarkably enough! i do! And i have an answer for it too! Is more an excuse, but i had a terrible pain in my rear end that night and so that all our memories are correct, i was quite OK before the fucking photographers started chasing us to our cars. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	alxturner 2009-09-01 09:24 am UTC (link)
	that there ending joke were the funniest thing i read all day, i kind've like this side of you better then advance copies of the new coldplay album. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	christmartin 2009-12-05 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	That is just only becos you haven't heard the new coldplay album we are working on, is quite good really! I am getting a bit nearer to my end goal of absolutely brilliant witticisms and since you too are not even nearby any longer i will quickly just say that your lot had better watch out. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	benwhish 2009-09-03 04:18 am UTC (link)
	I find it took me about 4 minutes to read it through the first time. Only counting the first time. I am not quite sure how long it took me to read the following few times after that. It was time more than well spent, I assure you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	christmartin 2009-12-05 03:58 pm UTC (link)
	Goodness what a waste of your time! Mostly i am typing away at this things only just to keep my fingers from going too inactive, cos y'know as soon as your fingers get a bit frozen the freeze very quickly spreads to the rest of you and before you even to know it, you're hardly alive any longer! (Reply to this) (Parent)