he who used to rule the world!

Of course perhaps you might be one of the skeptics, filled with doubt and skepticism in this unholy and godless modern day, so if you were wondering how in fact this splendid rename of an already most intelligent namesake has come to be, let me tell you for my word is glorious! IT ONLY COST 5 AMERICAN DOLLARS OUT OF THE POCKET OF ONE RONNIE VANNUCCI JR WHOSE GAMBLING DEBTS HAVE APPARENTLY NOT COMPLETELY BANKRUPTED THE SOUL OF HIS GENEROSITY! ALLE-ALLELUIA!